2026

Steph & Andrew

Relationship Wrapped

💕

A look back at 1,297 days of love, laughs, and a LOT of texts

Steph and Andrew

Since July 2022, you've exchanged

22,596

text messages

That's about 17 messages per day... every single day 💬

Who texts more?

Steph

12,010

👑 Winner
vs

Andrew

10,586

Steph sends 1,424 more texts - about 1 extra message per day!

Average response time

Steph

53 min

⚡ Speed Queen
vs

Andrew

1.2 hrs

But you've both hit 1-second replies when you're both on your phones 👀

Steph and Andrew laughing

Longest texting streak

49

days in a row

Starting January 12, 2025 - never missed a day 🔥

Peak texting hour

5 PM

1,828 messages sent at this hour

You're both post-work communicators ☕

Double & Triple Texting Champion

Steph

3,322

💬 Has More To Say
vs

Andrew

2,777

Sometimes one text just isn't enough!

Your Top Emojis

Steph

😂574
❤️490
😍264
😘222

Andrew

😂630
❤️327
😘138
🤣108

How You Call Each Other

Steph calls Andrew:

babe (565x)
baby (289x)
love (877x)
boyfriend (106x)

Andrew calls Steph:

baby (285x)
babe (202x)
love (673x)
beautiful (40x)

Combined "I love you" count: 315+ times 💕

Steph and Andrew at ACL

Your shared soundtrack: 400+ songs 🎵

Spotify links shared

400+

songs sent to each other

You've built your own shared soundtrack 🎵

Quirky Patterns

Andrew says "jaja" 😂

The Spanish laugh makes regular appearances (15+ times)

Steph yells "BABE" in ALL CAPS

12 times when she's excited or something urgent is happening

"Yeppers" is an Andrew thing

Used 11 times - and Steph has started saying it too (6x)

Steph and Andrew being silly

Busiest Texting Day Ever

Nov 9, 2025

375 messages in one day!

Andrew was on a flight to Austin, spilled wine on himself, wrote thank you cards that made a flight attendant cry, and kept Steph updated the whole journey ✈️

Memorable Moment

🏃‍♀️
"OMG I JUST RAN 3 MILES NONSTOP"

"BABE"

— Steph, October 2024

Running dreams became running reality

🔥 Roast Corner 🔥

"You had full-on dom/sub energy in July 2022 and four years later you're co-parenting a Notion doc about emotional repair protocols."

The kink-to-kettlebell pipeline hit you both like a freight train 💀

🔥 Andrew's Signature Move 🔥

"'We has butter' at 10:03 a.m. is the most Andrew sentence that has ever existed. Minimal syllables, maximum victory lap."

🧈

🔥 Character Development 🔥

"'We're going to do the 30th at 11am. Juan will send an invite' got ❤️-reacted faster than any sex voice note in 2022."

Y'all are horny for calendar alignment now. That's the real character development. 📅

Steph and Andrew kiss

💕 From Steph to Andrew 💕

"I'm so so grateful for you. You make me feel like a stronger, sexier more capable version of myself. Your love is so secure and safe - something I've never experienced and it feels so calming and freeing."

— February 1, 2023

💕 From Andrew to Steph 💕

"I'm grateful that two short years ago you came into my life and helped pull me out of one of my lowest lows. I'm grateful that since then we've formed a friendship and love that I feel lucky to experience everyday."

— February 1, 2023

Steph and Andrew in Prague

The Verdict

"You're that couple who started with sloppy morning blowjob energy and ended up co-authoring a 40-page mutual user manual titled 'How Not to Accidentally Trigger Each Other v2.3'."

It's disgusting. It's expensive.

Steph and Andrew at festival

It's probably going to last forever.

🧈❤️

Congrats, you horny bureaucrats.

Happy Valentine's Day, Steph

— Love, Andrew

22,596 messages and counting...